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Cultural events in the calendar are often marked by a recognisable sound; Santa’s sleigh bells at Christmas, a knocking on the door at Halloween and the countdown on New Year’s Eve. Meanwhile, A-level results day is ushered in by the reliable sound of Jeremy Clarkson sitting down at his computer and tapping out his annual tweet reminding sixth formers of his wealth and success, despite not achieving good A-level results.