Some of the leading figures in British history have been found guilty of bullying behaviour and being stern with colleagues.
A hitherto unseen bombshell report – drafted by the highest power in the land, someone from HR – delves deep into the nation’s past and lays bare a shocking catalogue of hurt feelings, misunderstandings, violence, threats of invasion and breaches of the HR code.
Campaigners (loosely defined) are demanding resignations and apologies.
What are the findings?