Barely back in business for 48 hours and the corridors of Parliament and the coffee houses of Westminster are feverishly buzzing with talk of de-selections, leadership plots, Brexit shenanigans, who Boris is dating, how much weight Tom Watson has lost, how nasty twitter is, what’s in the forthcoming Budget, when, if ever, Mark Carney will stop running the Bank of England, and all the other important stuff that dominates our current political life.