The President of the United States has swapped swamps. Goodbye DC. Hello, Whitehall, Buckingham Palace, Normandy, complete with cheers, taunts, cold shoulders, warm greetings, “small protests”, acerbic tweets and (phew) no private meeting with dud Theresa May. Ever up to speed with global events, he encourages her “to stick around”. Too late, Donald! And, who exactly IS Michael Gove?

Good moment to catch up on what’s happening in re-election campaign 2020, back home in Washington DC. You know, the campaign that in early 2016 President Donald Trump was predicted never to fight, let alone win.

Gloating time for your presumptuous columnist. (Sticks out tongue).