Are you a glass half-full or half-empty type of person?

Me – I don’t just think the glass is half-empty, I also stop to think: Who put the water there? What was their intention? Is it even water, or could it be cyanide? Is there a secret global cabal trying to depopulate the world through contaminated water, starting with me?

In other words, I’m not only a pessimist, but I am an over-thinker. Glass half-full types have always been a source of both envy and confusion; they seemed as if they had been cherry-picked from the depths of the galactic, sent to the world to bestow their happy-clappy positivity to doomsayers like myself.