Well, Prime Minister, thank you for clearing that up. Theresa May spoke to the nation this evening in a bid to map out a way forward and, in typical style, she managed to leave everyone even more confused.

In a bid to break the logjam, May is seeking another extension and looking for Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s help in passing her Withdrawal Agreement in exchange for a commitment to an ultra-soft Brexit, involving a custom’s union and strict alignment with the single market, and perhaps even a referendum on the deal. She wants talks with Corbyn. What a cheek, considering all that has happened and been said.