The evil has landed – or so the Trump-haters would have us believe. The American President disembarked from Air Force One on Monday night and proceeded to infuriate Britain’s Twitterati.

His first offence? Bizarrely – it was a firm denial that he’s demanding the NHS is on the table in any future post-Brexit trade talks. “’I don’t even know where that rumour started, we have absolutely nothing to do with it,” President Trump claimed at a press conference earlier today. “And we wouldn’t want to if you handed it to us on a silver-platter.”