At last! The day when the achievements of Donald J. Trump will finally be recognised by the American people. And, let’s face it, there are so many achievements worth recognising…

Trump has made infidelity and porn-star sex great again, especially among the evangelical right. Their moral high ground has been redeveloped for condos and a casino, while this president has given permission to future American leaders who might want to speckle their speeches with words like “bastard” and “bullshit”, with the f-word also now entering the lexicon of presidential language. These are sweeping cultural changes that