The Windsor Framework, The Stormont Brake – it sounds like a list of books by Robert Ludlum, though even that great storyteller begins to look pedestrian beside the fictions being spun by the Government, in its desperate attempt to represent capitulation as “victory”. Before anyone looks at the fine print on this latest “agreement”, one simple litmus test tells the true story: if the UK had just secured a superb deal that successfully clawed back British sovereignty, why was Ursula von der Leyen smirking like a cat that had been at the cream?