Hedgehog warden from Broadbottom with tips on how to craft the perfect Molotov cocktail…
Mother of three (supports NHS) from Congleton explains how to cripple a T72 tank…
Freelance cupcake baker from Nottingham offers NATO generals advice on implementing a no-fly-zone over Ukraine…
Retired traffic warden (Hanwell) explains how the crisis is the result of the Russian tractor oligopoly…