Did you hear the one about the Governor of Florida who visited Britain?

No? Don’t worry. Nor did anybody else.

But at least Britain finally had a chance to be underwhelmed by Ron DeSantis in person this past week when the former Golden Boy of Republican Hopes tried to show his chops as a world statesman. It meant Britain could finally play catchup with the mainland US as we GASPED!!! at how underwhelming he was and SQUEALED!!! as he sucked all the energy from the room.