“What’s this?” asked Charlie.

“This,” said Wonka, “is my finest invention yet! I call it the Great Gross Editor!”

“But what does it do?” Charlie peered at what seemed like thousands of buttons on the wall, each one with a word written on it.

“Isn’t it obvious?” asked Wonka. “Why don’t you press a button and see for yourself.”

Charlie stared at the buttons and picked one that had the word “fat” written on it in big fat letters. He pushed it hard. The generously proportioned letters seemed to briefly glow.

“Nothing happened!” said Charlie.