Here’s a joke:

How many TV commissioning editors does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: two – one to screw in the bulb, and one to ensure that the job is undertaken in accordance with the station’s commitment to inclusivity and diversity, and the fair representation of all genders, ethnicities, sexualities, disabilities and backgrounds to produce a workplace culture truly reflective of the wider community.

Not exactly a side splitter, is it?

But then it was never going to work because it is the product of an all male writing team – just me!